Maria to Sara : But you can still fake that aura of calmness.
TJ: That’s called vodka.
Sara: Om nom let’s play!
Ryan: What are you eating?
Sara: Nothing! I want to eat the game! I’m 2 foot 8, I have a very short attention span.
Ryan: Negative energy filled. Really nice if you’re undead. Brings out the warm fuzzies.
TJ: Good for the skin.
Patrick: Or lack thereof.
Ryan: Brings out that porcelain skin!
Gina to Andy : Lofty ideas for a first level character.
Vanessa: He’s a paladin. It goes with the territory.
Andy: So the shifter is the most suspicious one of us.
Ryan: He’s pretty shifty.
Ryan: Where’s Sara? Oh there you are. That bit you’re standing on is a long giant dragon turd.
Sara: No one wants to attack me cause I’m on the shit.
Ryan: You’re so small I didn’t see you!
Andy: Fortitude save versus smell!
Sara: No no no I get bonuses. I’m on shit level.
Andy: Is it slashing damage? Patrick: It’s nom damage.
Gina: We have lots of power tools.
Ryan: That’s a dangerous thing for me to know.
Sara: They also have lots of cats. I don’t know if that correlates.
TJ: Am I getting cholera?
Andy: Just don’t get dysentery!
Sara: Just call me Thornthrow. Make it a last name deal.
Ryan: Okay, Thornbush.
Ryan: You don’t earn the name giant slayer sitting behind a desk.
Gina: He might have slain a giant stack of paperwork.
Patrick: We always hear of windex, but never faildex…
Gina: Is that the ogre?
Gina: That’s a small cave for a gogre.
Andy: Gogre the Iant.
Andy: Ted, your spiked armor acts as a juicer.
Sara: Ted feels naked and awkward.
Sara: Gina’s being drunk and mean!!!
Gina: I’m less tipsy than I was earlier.
Andy: Death has a sobering effect.
TJ: I’ll be very happy when you bring me my beer.
Vanessa flat look
TJ: I’m very shy!
Gina: You’re a barbarian! How are you shy?
TJ: If I’m not hitting it, I’m shy!
Ryan: He misses the good dwarven ale.
TJ: And the short bearded women.
Ryan: He asks if you have any?
Sara: Short bearded women?!
Andy: I was hoping my intelligence was too low for the illusion to affect.
Vanessa: How about we put the bones in respectful piles?
Andy: Character based, I would like it on record that I loathe the undead.
DM: We had this discussion at the first game.
Gina: I was probably drunk.
Vanessa: I’m going to go pee and cry.