Gina: All my plans are good plans.
Vanessa: I don’t believe you, but I’ll smile and nod anyway.
Andy: If you start with the Charlie the Unicorn, I will summon a crab battle faster than you can blink!
Vanessa: Tj, hold the unicorn and shut up.
Ted: We might want to go back to town and ask the old guy, “Did you know there’s a dungeon under your mausoleum??”
Andy: It’s a zogre! A zom-bogre!
Vanessa: Will you play Danny Boy at Vyrra’s funeral?
Andy: Heroes are known for doing stupid things successfully, not for doing good things.
Sara: Ohhh, Sith-eris. The STD one.
Andy: Sith-eris made people bleed.
Vyrra to Sara – If you want to die go attack the zogre.
Sara: I’m small and angry!!!
Gina: You have a tower shield.
Sara: Of dove chocolate.
TJ: I’m going to be a gully dwarf next.
Vanessa: You and Andy can be the derps.
Vanessa: If I die can I play a mermaid next??
Sara: And I’ll have an asshat.
Andy: I have a phd in basic thug-onomics.
Andy: I just want the Swamp Thing to emerge!
Patrick: Can I say, “Wait! I just rolled initiative! I look for enemies!”
Andy: Don’t you know the dead float?
Vanessa: The turd float?
Sara: Gina, on a scale of 1 to 10, how irritated with me would you be if I switched all the lids of your visa-vis?
Gina: A transparent ooze?
Sara: It’s your mom! Wait, I like your mom.
Sara: I’m only 2 ft tall! I drown in a teaspoon!
Vanessa: I don’t think there’s anything in D&D for falling butt damage.
Sara: Can I fart on it as I pass?
Vanessa: Pee on it. Pee in the pool! Pee in the pool!
Gina: No. Give credit where it’s due. I tied her to the imp.
Andy: Axe it a question!
Sara: I’m drowning just fine without plate mail, thank you.
Sara: That was like a combination of Crab Battle and Lady Gaga!
Andy: The double facepalm appeared in my prayers, and I knew what I had to do.
Sara to Andy : Join the fun, bitch.
Ryan: Aelandra lands on you. You both take 9 damage.
Gina: I am now unconscious.
Gina: I have 16 hit points max!!!
Vanessa to Gina : You’re the shark, and he’s the Serbian.
Vanessa: We’re like the 3 Stooges!!!
Gina: Whew. That was about to be the worst death ever!
Ryan: Or the best.
TJ: I bust through the wall like the cool-aid guy!
Andy: No, you have to grunt it. Urrrrrrgh- crab battle!