Andy: You know what sucks balls?
Andy: … You are SO plastered.
Vanessa: You two go drink! You frickin’ Irish bastards!
Vanessa: ‘F*** it! Displacer Beast!’
Sara: Gina’s too drunk to write!
Sara: I nom when I nap sometimes…
Vanessa: I know that I have big balls, but don’t let that confuse you.
Vanessa to Andy: You and Ted’s kids are going to be really ugly.
Andy: Let’s let sleeping TJs lie.
TJ: The music!
Sara: Hammer time??
Vanessa: Andy, don’t bring your beating device to the table.
Andy: It’s my holy device!
Andy: A one man gang-bang of faith!
Andy; What’s your charisma?
Andy: You have above average boobs.
Sara to Andy: So are you a pokadex?
TJ: When that was on, I was smoking a lot of weed.
Sara: I bet it made that show that much better.
Andy to Ryan: You’re just in love with dick slapping and tentacle rape.
Sara: I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.
Andy: Tentacle rape CAN distract a man.
Andy: My 5 dex is the tragic result of a buttplug accident.
Sara: She’s 22.
TJ: So she’s already a hussy!