Ryan: If you eat enough crap, you’ll shit gold. And if you go looking for it, it will be surrounded by crap, but it’ll still be gold.
Vanessa: Ryan craps pink icing.
Ryan: Along with other things.
Vanessa to Sara : Is it like living with a chimpanzee?
Sara: No, it’s just living with lots of threats involving poo.
Vanessa: Guys, I am not nerdy enough for this conversation.
Vanessa: She has a Kindle! Dammit, Andy, she has a Kindle!
Ryan: You slap another swarm of bugs- not an actual swarm, a metaphorical one.
Gina: Thank you for clarifying.
Ryan: Trapped tits, what?
Vanessa: Because Ryan’s the slutty girl who doesn’t wear panties.
Vanessa: Flatfooted does not intimidate buttplug man!
TJ: Arbela’s going to hit me with her axe!
Andy: I hope you die…
Andy: I would love to have gauntlets of buttplug removal that would give me an 18 dex.
TJ: We’re going to need a new Andy!
Gina: What is this and why is it in my folder?
Andy: Only you know the answer to that.
Sara: Only you also can prevent forest fires.
Vanessa: His noes whistles when he gets bastardly.
Sara: She’s so emo that she cut herself, and the blood distracted her.
Sara: I have a slur. A sling.
Ryan: TJ takes 6.
Sara: I have 2 quarters that says otherwise.
Ryan: Still 6. Why do you have quarters?
Sara: They are from your pants!