Ryan: What is it?
Vanessa: I don’t even want to talk to you.
Ryan: Well, that’ll make for a boring game for you.
Andy: I’m ashamed of all of you.
Vanessa: That’s a constant thing, so I’ve opted not to care.
Andy: With my negative intelligence modifier, I shouldn’t even know my OWN language!
Andy: You need a spoon for that?? You can just-
Vanessa: He doesn’t need less manners.
Andy: Y’all aren’t the type I’d bring home to meet my mom.
TJ: What the crap?
Ryan: It’s a crab!
Sara: “We’re in a battle? Can I go into a berserker rage?”
Gina: You can do that??
Vanessa: A halfling in a berserker rage would be hilarious.
Andy: Did you just say there’s no such thing as llamas??
Vanessa: Yes. Actually, that would make me sad.
Vanessa: On the bright side, TJ finally understands combat reflexes.
Vanessa: Why did you talk him out of the puppets?! I wanted vikadin puppets!
Vanessa: Can I trip a dragon?
Sara: This is a legitimate concern.
Sara: Don’t forget his majesty! You can’t forget his f***ing majesty!
Vanessa: -Unless Ted was on crack.
Ryan: Which is possible.
Andy: I want my f***ing fantabulous prizes!
Gina: Two things I learned in Honors class- don’t eat your kids, and don’t give your wife away. It always ends badly.
Andy: I’d pay for someone to take Ted off my hands.
Sara to Andy : You are potentially the world’s worst paladin.
TJ: What if you licked the fountain?
Ryan: Do it.
Andy: If you stood next to the fountain and peed outward, would your pee become magical? Could you heal people with the golden shower?