Patrick: I am being mathematically ridiculous.
Patrick: She has level 20 demands!
Vanessa: I’m not a wizard/abjurer?
Ted: You deceived me!
Vanessa: If we change that now, I will kill you all!
Sara: I heart you so much.
Vanessa: I could snap most of your necks with my thighs.
Vanessa: If something happens to your barbarian, you’ll play a villager who dies every session.
Ryan: Elves are immune to magic sleep. This is mojo sleep.
Ryan: If you die, you don’t get fantabulous prizes!
Andy: Woah, Cutthroat Caverns moment.
Sara: Aaaaaaandy… You have cookies coming out of your pocket….!
Ryan: This place is like the Emerald City.
Patrick: Where is the horse of a different color?
Ryan: You don’t gain any points but you hear a lot of cheering when Andy fell into the pit.
Ryan: You just got punked by a goblin. -10 points!
Ryan: He’s dead! He killed himself! I said that!
Gina: Oh! I thought you were joking!
Sara: I hear the CRAP out of you.
Vanessa: C is for cunt, and I’m about to call all of y’all that!
Ryan: C is for COOKIE, and that’s GOOD ENOUGH for me!
Andy: A natural tavern? Aren’t all taverns natural? Oh wait, we’re in the planes.
Vanessa: He doesn’t know real love. He only knows abuse.
Ted: He’s not alone in the world.
Sara: I’ll pull out the second dog.
Andy to Patrick : Are you strong enough to throw a dog 40 feet into the air with a rope in its mouth?
Andy: Throw the halfling!
Sara: I fart the whole way! Up and down!
Vanessa: He farts and a unicorn flies out.
Sara: Aelandra, there’s a giant ape coming at you! And I don’t mean that in a not literal sense!